right before the holidays? come on.
fine, whatever. this place is going down the drain anyway, everyone knows its going bankrupt any day now. i mean, have you seen the decisions this company makes? they dont even do anything with these responses, they just throw it away and look up where the people who submit them live. theyd do a better job discovering new weapons of mass destruction than theyd ever do making drinks. i swear, their management is baffling. theyve got the next chernobyl cooking up in every grocery store that stocks their stuff, their vending machines are out there passing the turing test, and they spend more money making people with complaints disappear than they ever do making their stuff safe.
right, that last part. theyre probably already on their way, so. i guess thats payback for making me lose my job.